{"id":121,"date":"2008-04-28T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/wpblog\/?p=121"},"modified":"2018-03-03T12:23:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-03T20:23:45","slug":"why-men-are-never-depressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/why-men-are-never-depressed\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Men Are Never Depressed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I usually just delete these types of emails. But this made me chuckle (and since my wife sent it to me, I couldn&#8217;t just delete it):<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Why Men are Never Depressed<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Men Are Just Happier People &#8212; What do you expect from such simple creatures?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Your last name stays put. <\/li>\n<li>The garage is all yours. <\/li>\n<li>Wedding plans take care of themselves. <\/li>\n<li>Chocolate is just another snack. <\/li>\n<li>You can be President. <\/li>\n<li>You can never be pregnant. <\/li>\n<li>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. <\/li>\n<li>Car mechanics tell you the truth <\/li>\n<li>The world is your urinal. <\/li>\n<li>You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky. <\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. <\/li>\n<li>Same work, more pay. <\/li>\n<li>Wrinkles add character. <\/li>\n<li>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. <\/li>\n<li>People never stare at your chest when you&#8217;re talking to them. <\/li>\n<li>New shoes don&#8217;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet <\/li>\n<li>One mood all the time.<br \/>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. <\/li>\n<li>You know stuff about tanks. <\/li>\n<li>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. <\/li>\n<li>You can open all your own jars. <\/li>\n<li>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. <\/li>\n<li>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. <\/li>\n<li>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. <\/li>\n<li>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. <\/li>\n<li>Everything on your face stays its original color. <\/li>\n<li>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <\/li>\n<li>You only have to shave your face and neck.<br \/>You can play with toys all your life. <\/li>\n<li>One wallet and one color for all seasons. <\/li>\n<li>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. <\/li>\n<li>You can &#8216;do&#8217; your nails with a pocket knife. <\/li>\n<li>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. <\/li>\n<li>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No wonder men are happier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually just delete these types of emails. But this made me chuckle (and since my wife sent it to me, I couldn&#8217;t just delete it):<\/p>\n<p>Why Men are Never Depressed<\/p>\n<p>Men Are Just Happier People &#8212; What do you expect from such simple creatures?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Your last name stays put. <\/li>\n<li>The garage is all yours. <\/li>\n<li>Wedding plans take care of themselves. <\/li>\n<li>Chocolate is just another snack.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/why-men-are-never-depressed\/\">&nbsp;&raquo;&nbsp;Read more about: Why Men Are Never Depressed &nbsp;&raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-saying"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":939,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions\/939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}