I got this from my daughter. It made me laugh. <\/p>\n
WORDS WOMEN USE<\/p>\n
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<\/p>\n
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/p>\n
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.<\/p>\n
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!<\/p>\n
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)<\/p>\n
6. That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<\/p>\n
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.<\/p>\n
8. Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I got this from my daughter. It made me laugh. <\/p>\n
WORDS WOMEN USE<\/p>\n
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<\/p>\n
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/p>\n