{"id":68,"date":"2008-11-25T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T09:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/wpblog\/?p=68"},"modified":"2018-03-03T12:23:43","modified_gmt":"2018-03-03T20:23:43","slug":"i-am-heinz-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/i-am-heinz-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Heinz Today"},"content":{"rendered":"

…you may need to think about that one.<\/p>\n

My lovely wife says “just think in 5 years you are eligible for social security”. <\/p>\n

And yesterday I got another membership offer from AARP.<\/p>\n

…sigh…<\/p>\n

Although my theory is that “I may be old but I don’t have to grow up”. Or is it “I may be old but I am not young either”<\/p>\n

(must get new bottle of Geritol…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…you may need to think about that one.<\/p>\n

My lovely wife says “just think in 5 years you are eligible for social security”. <\/p>\n

And yesterday I got another membership offer from AARP.<\/p>\n

…sigh…<\/p>\n

Although my theory is that “I may be old but I don’t have to grow up”. Or is it “I may be old but I am not young either”<\/p>\n

(must get new bottle of Geritol…)<\/p>\n

 » Read more about: I am Heinz Today  »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-saying"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalchoke.com\/digitalchokeblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}